August 2008
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“The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you...”
– Stephen King
Overheard...
Guy #1: Dude, are you studying?
Guy #2: [not looking up from Game Boy] No. Fuckin' Pokemons... gotta catch 'em all.
1001 Rules for my Unborn Son →
Site of the day. (Regardless of the sex of my future children, most of these rules will apply to them too)
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“I’ve never known a girl like you before Now just like in a song from days of yore Here you come a knockin’, knockin’ at my door And I’ve never met a girl like you before You give me just a taste so I want more and more Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw Now you’ve got me crawlin’, crawlin’ on the floor And I’ve never met a girl...
Overheard...
Mom: We're never riding the subway again.
Little girl: What? Why??
Mom: Everyone keeps hitting you on the head.
Little girl: So? I love the subway.
Mom: Yeah well, the subway doesn't love you.
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Overheard...
Guy on cell (fumbling with a pack of Marlboros): Well for one, it's been ten days since the baby snakes have eaten.
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Song of the day: “Shadowboxer” by...
Man Rams Car Into Playboy Mansion Gate
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — One man appears determined to crash the party at the Playboy Mansion.
Los Angeles police said a Ventura County man rammed his vehicle into the gates at Hugh Hefner’s legendary home twice in the past week. Detectives believe both incidents involve an “ongoing dispute,” Lt. John Romero told the Los Angeles Times, without offering details. Jason Lee, a police spokesman, said...
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Song of the day: “Over My Shoulder” by...
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“There’s always a moment when you start to fall out of love, whether it’s with a...”
– Douglas Adams
20 Abandoned Cities and Towns Around the World →
Site of the day.
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Overheard...
Man to girl passerby: Yo, can I get your number? Can I text message you? E-mail you? Somethin'?! [As she walks away]....Can I be your socks?
Commencement Speech to the Havard Class of 2000
By Conan O’Brien I’d like to thank the Class Marshals for inviting me here today. The last time I was invited to Harvard it cost me $110,000, so you’ll forgive me if I’m a bit suspicious. I’d like to announce up front that I have one goal this afternoon: to be half as funny as tomorrow’s Commencement Speaker, Moral Philosopher and Economist, Amartya Sen. Must...
Overheard...
Thug: Yo, any saltwater fish -- maaaad high maintenance!
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Song of the day: “The Game” by...
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“I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it’s never anything good like, “So we found something in your bladder and…….IT’S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!”
- Mike Birbiglia
Overheard...
(six-year-old boy tries to cross street against traffic)
Father, grabbing boy's hand: Whoa, little man! That's dangerous!
Six-year-old boy: Daddy, I eat danger for breakfast.
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Song of the day: “Flashing Lights”...
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WatchI always loved this video.
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“She comes back to tell me she’s gone.
As if I didn’t know that,...”
– Paul Simon, Graceland
Congrats to a freshly married friend of mine Blake, and his unbelievably beautiful wife Shayla!
P.S. (Not their actual wedding cake which is good, cause it’s gonna be mine).
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Song of the day: “Recurring” by Bonobo